My Girlfriend, the Bitch

Vince and Sylvia were a normal, happy couple until Jurgen entered their lives, awaking Sylvia's desire to be dominated and Vince's desire to dominate. In this, the first book in the Confessions of a Dog Hater series, Sylvia convinces Vince to buy a puppy. In return, she must submit to his desire to humiliate and abuse her.

My Girlfriend, the Slave Bitch combines the gravitas of Best in Show with the biting satire of Heart of Darkness, and is filled to the brim with dirty S&M sex. An amazing literary accomplishment that is sure to attract some sort of government intervention. Buy it today, while you still can.