Abraca-Doodle (Doodle-Verse)

He has magic hands, and all I can think of as I watch him perform his tricks is how I have a magic ring to show him.
I can make all sorts disappear.
I want his banana in my fruit salad, but when he wants more from the relationship, I’m not sure I’m ready.

Abraca-Doodle is as spicy as it is cringy, with all your least favorite terminologies.
So, pump up that ding-a-ling and prepare your self-saucing taco — Abraca-Doodle is laughably steamy.