Vic & Luna: A Silly Little Dark Romance

“You know that saying? Don’t judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, or whatever. Same goes for me, baby. Don’t judge a thief by his ability to follow rules.”

Luna is going through her typical nightly routine; return home from work, contemplate her entire existence, masturbate in the shower, and head to bed. As she works through her mundane regimen, she hears a thump, and then another thump. Someone has broken into her apartment, and now he’s coming for her.

Vic is on a job with his brothers, robbing an old apartment in a neglected part of town in search of money for the mysterious organization. He’s preparing to knock out the tenant in the shower when he pulls back the curtain and lays eyes on a creature so beautiful he falls to his knees. Surely she’s a gift from the universe, all for him.

Over the course of the next week, Vic forces himself into Luna’s life in more ways than one, and Luna, quite disturbed with herself, realizes she doesn’t hate it as much as she should. As things start to unravel, questions of honesty, identity, and perspective come into play.

CONTENT WARNING: While this is a lighter dark romance, it is still a dark romance & includes depictions of intense and dangerous situations. This book is not suitable for readers under the age of 18. Please read the trigger warnings below:

- Knife/blood play
- Non/dub con
- Use of weapons: knives and guns
- Killing (on page, quick gunshots)
- Depiction of blood (in both sexual and violent contexts)
- Stalking and nonconsensual surveillance (cameras and phone taps)
- Nonconsensual consumption of bodily fluids (semen)
- Bondage and sexual punishments
- Home break-ins
- Pushing, kicking, and slapping between the MCs
- Domineering MMC
- Explicit sex scenes
- Improper temperature play (intense cold as a punishment)
- Swearing
- Stigmatizing language used to insult the MMC (words such as ‘crazy’, ‘insane’, ‘criminal’…)
- Mild mention of severe illness (malignant bone tumor)
- Death of a parent (off-page, happened before the story)