A Story or Two to Tell (Stories to Tell Collection Book 1)

For readers who enjoy their humour with no sugar and no cream...

Welcome to A Story or Two to Tell – a wildly entertaining collection that kicks off the Stories to Tell Collection from Australian author Alan Crawford.

Meet a retired Environmental Health Officer with a healthy dose of grumpiness and a razor-sharp tongue. From the confines of an aged care complex, he spins interconnected tales of bureaucratic absurdity, personal mishaps, and the kind of chaos that only comes from a lifetime of dealing with the public.

Inside you'll find:

A complicated underworld of outlaw bike clubs, cult-like church leaders, and reluctant food operators
Gruesome murders and the man who takes a lethal approach to solving his problems
A fanciful resume that serves as a chaotic introduction to a wonderfully warped mind

Inspired by the legendary weirdness of Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams, this collection is packed with sarcasm, cynicism, and unfiltered observations about social hypocrisy and institutional incompetence. The narrator is crude, politically incorrect, and often self-serving – but somehow, you can't help rooting for him.

If you're over 18 and have a strong stomach for dark humour, this one's for you.

Grab your copy today – then prepare to question everything you thought you knew about bureaucracy, bad decisions, and the absurdity of everyday life.