Kitchen Wars and Other Domestic Crimes: A Humorous, Relatable Memoir of Bad Housing and Brilliant Bad Decisions

Life does not come with instructions.
Kitchen Wars and Other Domestic Crimes is a collection of true stories about what happens when things go wrong and you have to solve them anyway.From broken appliances and impossible household situations to the everyday absurdity of trying to keep life—and everyone in it—functioning, these are stories of surviving domestic chaos with creativity, stubbornness, and a questionable relationship with common sense.Inside, you'll find household disasters, parenting chaos, questionable living situations, unexpected problems, and solutions that probably shouldn't have worked—but somehow did.

No perfect systems here.
Just real problems, creative fixes, and the occasional moment of wondering, How the hell did I end up dealing with this?If you've ever stared at a broken appliance, impossible household problem, or completely ridiculous situation and thought, Well… now what?—you're in the right place.This isn't a manual for doing life correctly. It's proof that sometimes you don't need the right answer—you just need an answer that works.Fast, funny, and unapologetically practical in the strangest possible way, Kitchen Wars and Other Domestic Crimes is for anyone who has ever had to improvise their way through everyday chaos.

Real stories.
Questionable solutions.
Surprising results.