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Auditing the Alpha (Full Moon Festivities)
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I hate the cold. I hate snow. And I definitely hate Pine Peak, the tourist trap town I’ve been sent to audit.
My job is simple: look at the books for the local tree farm, find the tax loopholes, and get back to my heated apartment in the city.
Then I met the owner, Klaus.
No, he’s not Santa. He’s a mountain of muscle with a beard that should be illegal and eyes that undress me faster than I can shiver. He’s charming, in a gruff, silent way, but the man has zero boundaries. He’s constantly touching me—"to keep me warm," he says. He eats four steaks for dinner. And his family? They’re a nightmare. They travel in a pack, they wrestle in the snow shirtless, and they all stare at me like I’m a pork chop.
I should leave. But then a blizzard snowed us in together in his cabin.
We shared a bottle of whiskey, one thing led to another, and I woke up with the distinct feeling that I’ve been claimed.
Now, if I could just figure out why the local "stray dogs" keep guarding my car, I might actually survive the holidays.
My job is simple: look at the books for the local tree farm, find the tax loopholes, and get back to my heated apartment in the city.
Then I met the owner, Klaus.
No, he’s not Santa. He’s a mountain of muscle with a beard that should be illegal and eyes that undress me faster than I can shiver. He’s charming, in a gruff, silent way, but the man has zero boundaries. He’s constantly touching me—"to keep me warm," he says. He eats four steaks for dinner. And his family? They’re a nightmare. They travel in a pack, they wrestle in the snow shirtless, and they all stare at me like I’m a pork chop.
I should leave. But then a blizzard snowed us in together in his cabin.
We shared a bottle of whiskey, one thing led to another, and I woke up with the distinct feeling that I’ve been claimed.
Now, if I could just figure out why the local "stray dogs" keep guarding my car, I might actually survive the holidays.
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| ISBN | 256600246 |
| Publisher | |
| Publication date | November 2026 |
| Language | English |
| Pages | 318 pages |
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