My Big Red Savior

Being locked up in a cage and displayed to a bunch of naked male aliens isn’t very high up on my list of “things to do in space if I ever get there”—yet, here I am, and it’s not a good feeling.

So, I guess I should consider myself lucky when an even more masculine angry alien appears out of nowhere to ruin the fun for all the others because he decides to take me with him. I have no idea if this is good, bad, or simply horrendous…