Press Pound for Refund (Vandalar Concubines, #5)

I crash-landed with a strange alien on an even stranger planet.

Our escape pod is busted, the food sucks, and the weather in this place is even worse. The kicker? The alien I crashed with says he knows two million ways to please a woman—but not how to make fire, hunt us food, or get us off this planet. Looks like I'm going to die out here. Preferably post-coital...

Press Pound for Refund is a novella set in the Vandalar Concubines universe, previously published in the Claimed Among the Stars Anthology.