Operation Cornwall

Joe Bytheway is a middle-aged taxi driver whose life is only made bearable by the ten minutes he spends each day chatting online with his secret internet lover. She’s a lusty Cornish redhead who believes he’s a wealthy widower, rather than a downtrodden cash cow hitched to a spendthrift interior design addict named Sharon. A situation Joe can only dream of escaping until fate makes him witness to a murder and his deep longing for Lizzie from Looe spurs him into action.

Now with good reason to vanish off the face of the earth, he hatches a ruthless plan to begin a new life on the South Coast of Cornwall. Blissfully unaware that events unfolding in his wake might just scupper his dreams of alfresco beach BBQs and a wife-free future. Will this broadband Casanova finally ‘man up’ before his waxy temptress gets tired of waiting, or will Operation Cornwall simply end in calamitous disaster?